Blog Spam Poetry

I’m inspired this morning to think I may create a weekly or monthly blog spam poem, assembled from the best lines of comment spam this blog recieves.

My favorite blog spam comment of the day (with no link so as to not encourage them, and therefore no credit):

Candy cheap folklore urged birth heroic, carpet stain removal?!

Maybe it’s the faux sentimentality of the “birth heroic” smashed up against the prosaic “carpet stain removal,” but I like this particular piece of candy cheap folklore.

Candy cheap is like really really cheap – one step below bottom-shelf-liquor-cheap.